JO, JOO, AND THE ART OF DRINKING

Joo’s barbell was legendary in our little corner of the world, a testament to his unbridled palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred straight liquor. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Rusty Mug. One night, after a particularly spirited game of darts, Joo declared he could outpace Jo's